The Real Problem With Brits

The problem with Brits, especially Brit gitrls, is not their lisp or their binge drinking, nor their apparent fear of fitness centers. No, the real problem is a lot deeper.

They do not understand the value, importance of lime. No you don’t put lemon in a G&T.

The fact that the Tanqueray is brought to you by a Brit girl, with the accompanying bottles of Tonic(1) and _lemon_ don’t make this lack of knowledge more acceptable.

  1. Surprisingly Slimline Tonic tastes rather well with Tanqueray()

7 comments

  1. Danalyn says:

    I think the real question is: why would anyone be drinking gin and tonic in the first place? ;)

  2. franky says:

    Somehow, every year you start to talk more and more sense. Long story, started with liking cream based cocktails, ended with wanting to discover why cocktails became popular (1920s).
    But no, I can not justify the Tonic.

    On a totally unrelated note, this seems totally off-putting, even though my search to replace WP will never end and the work done seems rather nifty.

  3. Danalyn says:

    I make sense??? Wait…did you hit your head or something? :P

    PS: I didn’t read the link…I clicked, saw way too much to scroll through, closed tab.

  4. franky says:

    It’s about EE. Lots of lines of code (to be quadrupled — at least with EE2.0 —. Complicated and perfect.

    Yeah, I’d better also hit the little grey X.

  5. Ollie says:

    The other real problem with Brits (and I hasten to add I am indeed a Brit myself) is that whenever you order a steak from a restaurant, and you clearly say “medium rare”, it arrives well-done. Even if you say “one pass each side over a candle” it still comes to your table looking and tasting like a lump of charcoal.

    Anyway, rant over. Off to read more recent writings. Hey Franky. :)

  6. franky says:

    Great point, Ollie. I would never dare to ask a ‘medium to rare’ steak in this country. In other words, the kitchen sucks, fusion food FTW!

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