The problem with Brits, especially Brit gitrls, is not their lisp or their binge drinking, nor their apparent fear of fitness centers. No, the real problem is a lot deeper.

They do not understand the value, importance of lime. No you don’t put lemon in a G&T.

The fact that the Tanqueray is brought to you by a Brit girl, with the accompanying bottles of Tonic(1) and _lemon_ don’t make this lack of knowledge more acceptable.

  1. Surprisingly Slimline Tonic tastes rather well with Tanqueray()

7 comments

  1. Danalyn says:

    I think the real question is: why would anyone be drinking gin and tonic in the first place? ;)

  2. franky says:

    Somehow, every year you start to talk more and more sense. Long story, started with liking cream based cocktails, ended with wanting to discover why cocktails became popular (1920s).
    But no, I can not justify the Tonic.

    On a totally unrelated note, this seems totally off-putting, even though my search to replace WP will never end and the work done seems rather nifty.

  3. Danalyn says:

    I make sense??? Wait…did you hit your head or something? :P

    PS: I didn’t read the link…I clicked, saw way too much to scroll through, closed tab.

  4. franky says:

    It’s about EE. Lots of lines of code (to be quadrupled — at least with EE2.0 —. Complicated and perfect.

    Yeah, I’d better also hit the little grey X.

  5. Ollie says:

    The other real problem with Brits (and I hasten to add I am indeed a Brit myself) is that whenever you order a steak from a restaurant, and you clearly say “medium rare”, it arrives well-done. Even if you say “one pass each side over a candle” it still comes to your table looking and tasting like a lump of charcoal.

    Anyway, rant over. Off to read more recent writings. Hey Franky. :)

  6. franky says:

    Great point, Ollie. I would never dare to ask a ‘medium to rare’ steak in this country. In other words, the kitchen sucks, fusion food FTW!

  7. [...] with Brits are abundant and largely annoying. Not only is there the Gin-Lime issue or the charcoaled definition of [...]

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