Am I Famous Now…

Finally it was time to review some blog and not knowing which one to start with, I just picked that Belgian bloke and his waisted life.

OK, let’s start with the author :: You think you’re a hunk don’t you? Well you’re not. You’ld rather go for some plastic surgery, but oh my God do you have enough of money for all the work that needs to be done ? That’s gonna be expensive. Having a closer look at your profile I wonder if you are aware of that you have no past, intrests or anything else. Where do you come from? Mars? OK let’s not become to personal.

When I first saw the template of the site, I didn’t know what to think. Yeah surely you know how to make a slimline design, good job for a CSS (Cascading Style Sheets)-template, but fuggin’ hell is this boring. Can it be possible that so far not one singular person has told you about the existence of several, actually loads of, different colours. I hope your life is not as boring as your template. Because in that case I will be gone fast. By the way, get that ugly picture of the net, it hurts…

OK after having struggled trough this huge collection of links - gee, where do you find time to read all this shit - I finally found your archive. You’re quite a blogrookie, aren’t you. In your first post you state us that this will become a crappy-blog, I’ll have to keep this in mind for the finale. You guide us trough several “I didn’t really know what to write, so just took some topic”-articles. Some funny, other boring. You seem to be very unstable, but can’t hook me enough to come back regularly, since your topics are just as unstable and different as you are. You dream of getting laid, I am sure it has been a long time ago for you. Just take my advice, don’t dream too hard, first get this surgery done. I know it will take quite some time, but you might love the result and finally have a shag again. Actually have you already meet a woman in love, I mean with less than 300 miles inbetween the two of you and less than 4 or 5 computers inbetween. I admit I liked are the pictures of Kate Moss, at least something seems to have a bit of quality over here.

Moving on through your waisted life, I always think more and more that your life isn’t waisted, but my time over here and also the free-cyberspacee your using. Yes you bitch quite a lot about other blogs, but having had a closer look at yours I am sure nobody will take you serious. They’ll just think look at his own blog. I wouldn’t even think about you, but that’s another story… lol.

Gee, I really wonder why I spend that much of time reading this. Yeah I admit it is one of the nicest grammar- and spelling error-collections I’ve ever seen. Does the word proofreading say something to you ? I bet not. So let’s just make it short and painfull :: this blog isn’t crappy, but crap. Your blog, and not your life, sucks. You’ld better stop blogging. Hope I don’t see this blog anymore while blogsurfing.