1. I am arrogant, rude and a bastard.
2. I don’t care about the rest of the world.
3. I don’t believe in sex before marriage but wouldn’t mind marrying 7 times.
4. I can behave am dumb
5. …
Another meme ? No, actually it should have been the end of the post. It is what kept me from [...]
Entries from February 2006
No mexican
February 22nd, 2006 · 17 Comments
Tags: asshole, donkeydick-us, futyvm, jerking-off, too-dumb
Manners and dooc’ed
February 21st, 2006 · 16 Comments
First of all. Let’s put this straight.
Where are your fucking manners ???
So far 76 persons visited Dawn from Bumfuck Nowhere and not one single person greeted her. Actually I thought you all agreed with my last post (scroll down a little you nerds). Now I could go on and on about how picky I am [...]
Tags: 2006, blogger, contest, dooce-sucks, geek, get-a-life, jerking-off, too-dumb, whoring
visit, bah…
February 18th, 2006 · 18 Comments
Now I am a nerd, at least people say so. Because I spent hours daily online and make good money doing so ? Fair enough. So let’s meet the ‘real life’ people.
We had a visitor this week. She was going to stay 2 weeks. She was the girlfriend of a housemate. It was the second [...]
Tags: asshole, futyvm, jerking-off, pussy, too-dumb
Voices in your head ?
February 17th, 2006 · 6 Comments
You have to listen to them. You just have to. No matter wht they say. Even if you will start wondering if you smell. No wonder. So would I if they told me I lived in Bumfuck. Hell. No, Bumfuck.
Whereever that may be, but imagine how they feel. How must they appreciate the odours around [...]
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Beaujolais for free…
February 15th, 2006 · 24 Comments
I saw this blog some days ago and since I ‘had’ to stay for 30 seconds I even used my mousewheel to scroll down. Even although the pink really hurt me and my eyes as well. Luckily I am a hardcore nerd and wore my sunglasses.
While scrolling I discovered the ‘best sig-do not copy’ pic [...]
Tags: jerking-off
funtime collecting nice new names
February 12th, 2006 · 9 Comments
This is going to be fun. You got a blog. I can read and ‘admire’ your blog template. You signed up at some blog traffic exchange service.
Bad luck. I saw and/or read your stuff. And shared my opinion about your blog. Nice isn’t it…
My grammar… bad luck I watched too many American movies when 6. [...]
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