Am I Famous Now…

Is there a better way to promote PETA.org than Dita Von Teese?

me and my sister were talking today about when we used to go out partying all night and how we never used to leave the house until 11pm and now were tucked up in bed before 11!! we decided we are getting old
— Her again in the same IM.

what learnt me that nights had to end at 11 was getting woken up to tellytubbies at 6 am with a cracking hangover!
my daughter knocking on my head and lifting my eyelashes saying “is there anybody in there?
— Stephanie in IM.

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17 Terry Pratchett books were just delivered at my door.

One of the most positive things about button fly jeans is that they don’t hurt if your masculinity ‘gets caught’ when closing them.
One of the more annoying things about button fly jeans, is not to wear them when said incident happens.