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February 15th, 2006 by Franky · 24 Made Me Smarter // Permalink

I saw this blog some days ago and since I ‘had’ to stay for 30 seconds I even used my mousewheel to scroll down. Even although the pink really hurt me and my eyes as well. Luckily I am a hardcore nerd and wore my sunglasses.

While scrolling I discovered the ‘best sig-do not copy’ pic all time. Of course I immediately HAD to steal it. And that was when all the fun started. When i right-clicked the nicest and at the same time most scarrying Java-Popper had to tell me something. I almost felt over but after minutes of shivering and half a liter of strongly coffeinated drinks, I enjoyed that damn message. I clicked at least 100 more times. Too damn funny.

But me smart ass and use extension mess and/or Opera so one click later I could steal your lovely ’siggie’. As far as over-rated self esteem goes that siggie wasn’t all. Every fucking single (boring btw) picture on your blog has two (2!) watermarks in it. Above all you even feel ’safe’ by the use of ‘copyscape’. If at least the pictures where interesting. But even respected and awarded artists don’t do. Just ask Mizz Stealing Bohemia.

In your ‘about me’ you mention being a (aspiring) web designer. Quit those damn stupid blinkies. Or just grow up. A girly template is OK, but do you really need to put every fucking crap in it. It looks like the My Space site of a webdesigner daughter. I had thought you were 15. And as an (aspiring) web designer you might eventually correct wether the width of your sidebar or the block in the ‘referrers sidebar block’.

Why don’t you actually call your blog The Free Stuff Diva’ and could you please explain to me what ‘domestic diva’ means. If I think of that ‘cucumber mask’ picture, it sounds like ‘fucking annoying lazy bitch hosewife’ to me. Actually every guy who would tell me he was to divorce a ‘domestic diva’ I would support him financially. Or no wait, he should have known better. And no I am not fucking bookmarking you ! Every single post you remind me of.

As for the content have a glass of ‘Beaujolais’. It’s no new one.

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    1 Helen // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:11 pm// View all comments by Helen //

    Ruthless as always. I knew you wouldn’t disappoint. I was bummed to find that the “this blog” link didn’t work. I would have loved to see what you were talking about but I think I catch the general drift of it!
    Happy Valentine’s Day!
    Peace………….

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    2 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:11 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    the stupid belgian has corrected the link :|

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    3 Kimi // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:18 pm// View all comments by Kimi //

    You’re not against all pink blogs, are you? :)

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

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    4 Suki // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:18 pm// View all comments by Suki //

    I didn’t get the stealing bohemia reference… Did I miss the background story on that one? My next layout will be pink, so get your shades ready. :)

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    5 Kentucky Gurl // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:19 pm// View all comments by Kentucky Gurl //

    The design didn’t bug me. The moronic posts and the watermarked idiotic photos were quite annoying. lol

    I’m totally making a puke pink layout with glitters. You remember…my glitters. lol

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    6 Otilius // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:20 pm// View all comments by Otilius //

    Funny stuff, bb. I see you had that drink finally. Hopefully, you had some Happy Valentine’s Day fun.

    :D

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    7 justdawn // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:20 pm// View all comments by justdawn //

    Hope you had a Happy V-Day, Madbull.

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    8 Lysie // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:21 pm// View all comments by Lysie //

    I really fucking hate blinkies.

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    9 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:23 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    Suki :: *click 1*
    *click 2*

    Kimi :: basically YES, but you are my RILF :D

    KG :: if you do so, you’ll have to review a blog here (and not mine I already reviewed myself) :=P
    You and your neopets… damn.

    Oti :: still not… duh.

    Lysie :: better hate blinkies as fuck them….

    JD :: yes a LDR VDay *duh again*

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    10 Lisa // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:25 pm// View all comments by Lisa //

    Wooohooo that’s painful. Nice review, though I hope you aren’t trying to copy the bitches, because nobody can out-nasty them :). Still, I enjoyed reading this. Please to be staying as far away from my blog as you possibly can :).

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    11 Kentucky Gurl // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:25 pm// View all comments by Kentucky Gurl //

    I’m sooooo gonna do it now. Jest you wait. Ha! It will be pink…oh, maybe I’ll add music, too. ROFL, guess what I’ll be working on tonight. Mmhmm. You guessed it, a fab-you-luss blogspot template. Don’t be jealous. Don’t hate. You know you’ll want to copy it.

    My neopets need me. :(

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    12 Dawn (webmiztriz) // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:26 pm// View all comments by Dawn (webmiztriz) //

    wow, the blinkies really are annoying…what I REALLY don’t get is when people put every detail on the sidebar – like “what I’m wearing now”, “what I ate last”, “what my last bowel movement looked like” – WHO THE HELL CARES!

    Thanks for letting me hang here for the week! I was starting to get a complex from all of my bids being denied…

    Do I smell or something? lol

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    13 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:27 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    Lisa :: no worries… i have already bitched enough here to be allowed to, but no i don’t want to ’set a pace’ and review regularly… btw, i only flame, good blogs are in my sidebar :D

    KG :: *click :D
    sorry was faster and wanted to submit @ it2m, but then bitter bitch had reviewed Bitchalicious2 :D

    Dawn :: no idea i have a cold.. but you’re are wholeheartly welcome… was glad to see you bid… read you since a while…

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    14 Kentucky Gurl // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:28 pm// View all comments by Kentucky Gurl //

    Chuh. That just gives me incentive to make mine more over the top. :P

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    15 Talamasca // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:28 pm// View all comments by Talamasca //

    You’re mean… Oh, don’t tell me waistedlife has turned into a review site? Akin to italk2much? Haha. Nice try.

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    16 Talamasca // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:29 pm// View all comments by Talamasca //

    I reiterate… You’re mean… So is Opera… LOL…

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    17 Kentucky Gurl // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:29 pm// View all comments by Kentucky Gurl //

    Okay, so blogger sucks ass. I couldn’t get anything to work properly. How in the hell do you modify the damn template? And what is that you have to republish your blog each and every damn time you post or do anything to it. Pissed me off. I’ve never used blogger, guess that’s why. [kicks] I sooo wanted blinkies.

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    18 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:30 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    lol KG… neneneneh :-P

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    19 Drea // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:31 pm// View all comments by Drea //

    wow you are a nerd to write something like that. And to right click anything over 100 times. What in the world is your motive behind this? To make yourself feel better?? or to make someone feel bad.

    I dont get how people enjoy throwing silly elem. school insults at people like this post has in it.

    You dont even know the woman your talking about. Yet you feel the need to say such crap that hold no truth.

    Atleast she has something worth writing about and remembering.
    Something I can honestly say you dont seem to have.

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    20 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:31 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    woohooo… you’re next… LMFAO… funny blog you got

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    21 She // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:32 pm// View all comments by She //

    F.Y.I. I won Best Designed Blog of 2005… sorry, I didn’t see that or any other awards on your “free, easy to get idiot template, no imagination, a blind man can steal it-but wouldn’t, cheesy stolen gettyimage, obnoxious” blog. ’nuff said!

    oh and btw, thanx for the hits and link :p

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    22 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:32 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    yeah those eyes suit you well…

    little proletarian, you won a contest on a site with 2162 (click) visitors between april 2005 and today… my blog gets averagly 125 unique IPs a day (for statcounter/sitemeter that would be >200/day)… so just shut the fuck up (was afraid you might not have seen it)…

    no thanx for the visits… feel free… and better obnoxious as whiny …

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    23 Danalyn // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:33 pm// View all comments by Danalyn //

    Ooh. Are we flashing traffic stats now? Does that mean I have to go digging in awstats?

    Meh.

    No-right-click scripts are only annoying, as they don’t disable right-clicking in Firefox, only display that annoying alert window.

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    24 Franky // Sep 9, 2006 at 11:33 pm// View all comments by Franky //

    wench, no just pointing out the ‘importance’ of the award she won…

    any java script is just annoying since as well firefox as opera have the option to block javascript with just some clicks when you feel like…

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