I know it are ‘the days’ yet, but today when I had a look at the schedule at work I was living a really nice surprise. I noticed that all my favourite English cunts where having their last day of work. AmEx I love you. Finally I can live in freedom and peace at work, just being surrounded for the next two days by some ’students’ anymore.
All the fucktards (credits to this sweetie) who think being the funniest nation will be gone. And thursday evening we (the left overs) are even allowed to work (monitor) from home. Yeah a break from dumbfucks (credits to another sweetie)… finally. They totally piss me off most of time those nerds. Yesw they are not just computer nerds, bur real nerds, socially unable to speak with someone longer as 10 minutes without starting about computers. A lot of them just need to get laid, but I guess that’s the dream of every nerd isn’t it?
Naturally there are also ‘intellectuals’. They come in and find it morally unacceptable that a ‘guy who tries to hack into our worldwide servers’ not only gets tracked down by us, but we even have fun with those people once we localized them. No we should just hand them over to the cops once traced. You know what you fucking no-brainer :: if you hack into my computer and I discover it, you’ld better make sure there are no personal data stored on yours, and definitely no login data to your bank, because I will empty your account and everything will happen from your IP. What shall I do, let you browse, play with everyone’s credit card details and wait till the cops or judges react ? No I will track you down and imagine how much fun I’ll have when I noticce that you have an operating system installed. No matter which one, you will never forget why you got arrested. And trust me you will touch any computer anymore and not because the judge told you, but because someone was playing with the money you just thought having transferred into your account and everything you did just deleted one more file on your computer. Fuck drifting again.
Even the moralists, who think I should not listen to loud music at work or shave daily, are gone over the next days. Hope you locked your office. I think I still have that broken coffeemug somewhere.
I will especially like those days without english cunts, because they really got upset when I told them that I was not going to their ‘lovely’ hypocrit Xmas meal on thursday evening since I did not feel like sharing Xmas with them. Anyway I don’t like Xmas but a nice bottle of wine paid by AmEx would definitely have been nice.
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