Am I Famous Now…

After last-nights post, I was really shocked and totally disturbed today. At work only one thing kept me occupied, and trust me it wasn’t this nice and handsome blonde bitch with the fucking great ass. Well yes, I have to admit, she kept me busy for some minutes, but just because she wanted to know something. If I remember well it was my phone number she was after, but I was to waisted to realise that she might be a good shag. Well now that I think back, naa… she was to goodlooking to be good in bed, must be a genuine faker… laugh…

No it was this crazy extreme-ironing-stuff that kept me busy. Leaving my keys all-over the place, or just going for a smoke and leaving the keys on the till. Putting my fleece somewhere and not finding it anymore. Searching for more than an hour for my lighter and so on… I was really fucked today. So by the end of the day I decided something had to be done and spoke to a mate of mine. Together we decided to start a new sport tomorrow :: extreme-hoovering. First try-out will be in our housefloor, riding a BMX and hoovering the floor at the same time. If succesfull you will soon find pictures off the experiment here. But we will not stop just with extreme-hoovering. Plan is to set up an extreme-householding-decathlon and to look after the most extreme-bitch. Oh yes, she will end up in my bed. Cu.