Am I Famous Now…

I just received a tent flag tee. Fucking XL. I don’t eat extra king size burgers!There’s some weird print print on too. Something about nut eyes.
And then there were beads. Yes, it came with beads. Beads make me… RAWR!But … they look like a necklace. :|And are small. And there’s no one to use [...]

OK, I actually don’t do fucking memes. Fuck me, even not to improve my search rankings. I can’t be bothered about them, as long as I score well for fuck me, everything is fine… but a meme about cell phones,one of the gizmo I fucking hate most always sounds fun to me!And I hope the [...]

We write Friday the 13th. I started a new vanity life project: fight the fucking insomnia.
Today I started drinking 3 hours earlier.

I was sitting here, considering what next I wanted to buy. An overpriced electric razor or tons of new GBs stacked in a shiny and fast new hard drive, but then my thoughts started to procrastinate and soon had I forgotten both the fuckin’ hard drive and the razor.
Before I realized I had already [...]

When I started this blog, I had 2 projects, next to having a new online home. Both were Google related, and so far I only managed to rank well for Fuck Me, but not yet for Tourettes, so I must continue this blog. Fuck it!I can always secretly continue to bash every regular lurker on [...]

Fuckitism.
Just a mere SEO measure. A compulsory factor for this site : fuckitism.
Thank you for your humble attention.You may now continue with the rest of my program.