You just thought having written the greatest joke in the world. You are #3482 who thought that. Same answer to you as to the last 2000 who thought being as original.
Fuck You.
Actually, the kind of intellect you have just shown is one of the reasons why I liked to use a nickname all those years [...]
fucking originality
May 29th, 2006 · 2 Comments
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ever wanted to kill your sysadmin
May 27th, 2006 · No Comments
Our system has had 3 interruptions in the last 6 months. 2 of ‘em were power cuts. We have a new inhouse system administrator. Mr. ‘when are you leaving’ (that’s me because Mr. Knows Everything admits that I know even more) has changed last some days ago the server settings.
Now tell me who should leave. [...]
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history of an online application
May 23rd, 2006 · 8 Comments
My day was great. I was looking forward to tomorrow. SO let’s resume the whole thing in a chronological way. Online story of ‘getting hired’.
Some days ago I sent out my CV. People who know me, know it is a fucking great CV (I removed the spaces in the quotes)
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pretty much done
May 20th, 2006 · 2 Comments
RB’s comment on my last post pretty much sums up everything.
Damn those colours made me sick, but luckily I don’t have my blog as my own homepage in my browser. And I rarely comment, so the mail notification does the job. Lucky me. And it all was just a joke.
But like I already wrote some [...]
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dearest ‘landlord’
May 16th, 2006 · 2 Comments
several weeks ago we made a deal about me staying longer here. Part of our deal was that I would use the area I am sitting in right now as a working space as well. Just as I did before.
Yes, I wrote working area. By this I mean, I do work when I am there [...]
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pretentious arrogant cunt
May 15th, 2006 · 9 Comments
I guess it is time for some more of ‘all the above’. Why am I bored of this blog?
Trolls, dumbasses and all the rest, I have had my share of ‘em. Actually I have quite often tried to ‘bring in some intellect’ in several posts, even some wit. Word games, personal thoughts and provocation to [...]
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