If you call me to whine request tech support and your first words are
It is not fucking funny
Don’t expect me to blow up sunshine in your arse. Especially not when you didn’t have any complaint before.
I actually didn’t know what wasn’t funny, except that it isn’t funny to answer a phone call and have a dopey voice at the other side, whining without even saying elementary things such as
Hi
or even
How are you doing?
I totally admit that the country I come from might not be the most educated of all, but there is one thing I have learned over the fucking 31 years I have been annoying my damn world already.
It’s a thing called etiquette.
n. (Rules governing) Socially acceptable behavior.
Something today’s society seems to be lacking in, due to the creation of social classing.
But most of all it saddened me to realize that you even didn’t understand that the tone of your request sets the tone of my reactions.
I guess that totally has proven you are just a sad pathetic fuck without any knowledge of etiquette.
And surely not worth my free help/services in my sparse free time.
Actually even if you would have money pay me for my services, I would refuse to fucking help you if that was the best you could do.
5 have made me smarter ↓
1 Heather // Mar 21, 2007 at 7:49 pm// View all comments by Heather //
“But most of all it saddened me to realize that you even didn’t understand that the tone of your request sets the tone of my reactions.”
That’s something most people don’t get.
2 rachel // Mar 21, 2007 at 8:14 pm// View all comments by rachel //
That’s funny because my “boss” just put this on our help desk yesterday.
“Please do not contact customer service and simply say, “it doesn’t work.” This tells us absolutely nothing about the problem you are experiencing.” I think he should have just said FUCK YOU GO AWAY
3 Avitable // Mar 21, 2007 at 9:25 pm// View all comments by Avitable //
If someone said that, I’d just start laughing.
4 franky // Mar 21, 2007 at 9:28 pm// View all comments by franky //
Avitable, imagine the guy has a Droopy voice, just doopier even.
5 suki // Mar 23, 2007 at 4:27 pm// View all comments by suki //
lol - so glad i don’t work in that line of business, though i meet idiots on a daily basis…